Nov. 24, 2009— SAN FRANCISCO— A new study proves New York rapper Jay-Z did indeed place first in performance on the 2008 single, “Swagga Like Us.”
Up against competitors Kanye West, Lil Wayne and T.I.— who, notably, all brought their “A games”— researchers in the Richmond District found that, under the criteria of verbal dexterity, poise, confidence and metaphors, veteran wordsmith and global entrepreneur Jay-Z did indeed deliver the finest verse on the track.
Here are the final results, according to researchers:
1. Jay-Z (H.O.V.A.)
2. T.I. (Still in jail)
3. Kanye West (Kind of killed it)
4. Lil Wayne (Excellent, but still somehow lacking)
Jay-Z went on to release the super-disappointing opus “Blueprint 3″ in 2009, but experts are still crossing their fingers for at least one more “good” album from him in the future.


